Friday, October 19, 2007

Screwball of the Week!!!

The nominees are:

Dave Lapham for 'Face Rape'


Joe Buck for 'Betting Games'


Tim McCarver for 'Best Pitch is the changeup, and other useless tidbits"
"You would think that a leadoff walk would lead to more big innings than a leadoff home run. But we've done the research and it turns out that more big innings have come from leadoff home runs than leadoff walks."

Jimmy Kimmel for 'Banned From ESPN'

"And we welcome Joe Theismann watching from his living room with steam coming out of his ears."

Tuesday, October 9, 2007

Screwballs News

News:
The Screwballs have been asked to announce the first ever Cramer Bowl at 'The Stank.' More on this later.

The Screwballs are also starting up a White Out for the Tigers' game vs. Iowa State. Spead the word.

10.8



The Screwballs discuss the Missouri Tigers' big win and coming next week: The 'Betis All-Stars

Tuesday, October 2, 2007

10.1



Brian Mortensen's Instant Classic: Beat the Mets